She says: ‘My back feels cold. Let’s turn.’
He says: ‘Look, there’s fog coming out of my mouth’
She says:‘Well, you know the polar ice caps are melting’
He says:‘Now my back is freezing’
She says:‘Who was the fool that said it’s hot on the Equator?’
He says:‘Fuck this shit, let’s go back’
They keep rolling. Minutes later, it starts raining.